ever wanna kill anyone?

so get this shit. a week or so ago, i get a call from the wife who was just leaving a lunch appointment. she had some lunch meeting at a place in york, pa. when she got there , the lot was seemingly full so she found a place in a neighboring lot. she came out to a fucking sticker placed on her window.




since she started scraping it away SO SHE COULD SEE WHILE SHE WAS DRIVING, you may not be able to make out what it says, but the gist of it was something like "warning: you are parked on a private lot. we've taken down your license plate and will have your car towed if you park here again."

boy was i superfucking pissed. okay, so it was a private lot. and apparently it was posted on the edge of the lot that violators would be towed at their expense.

so fuck...tow the car instead of being an asshole and putting this fucking sticker on our window. i called the towing company and they claimed that the building owner must have done it. i called the restaurant and it was the first they'd ever heard of such a thing. i even called the cops (non-emergency number of course)to ask if there was any recourse i could take. answer was obviously no. i even asked the cop, that since its not an invasion of personal property offense to put a sticker on my window, i could then make stickers up that say "THE OWNER OF THIS BUILDING IS NOT ONLY A FUCKING PENIS, BUT HE EATS COCK AS WELL" and plaster this shit out of his windows. she of course didn't find any humor in this (i could swear that i heard a small chuckle though) and told me that that would be vandalism.

wow, just thinking about it again has really gotten my blood to boil. what fuckheads.