never around when i need it

i wish to shit that i had my digital camera with me this afternoon.

the family and i went out to a flea market to kill some time. it turns out that we missed it for the 2nd week straight, seeing as how we got there as everyone was packing up (last week we went on saturday not knowing it was a sunday-only establishment). so, instead we get a sub at quiznos, feed the kid, stop at barnes and noble to pay too much for books, and then on our merry way back home.

but the highlight was seeing this couple stuck in 80's metal mania. they both had lion manes, and in classic fashion, the dude's hair was bigger than hers. and he was a rail and she was built like an 80's hag that had let herself go. it truly shows that heaven isn't too far away.

as if that wasn't enough to make my day, we're not 2 miles from the house when we see some stupid fuck standing by the side of the road in a bright pink t-shirt (think neon flamingo) and bright orange shorts. what a stupid cockmunch.