hold the goddamn press!!!

rather than posting yet another dumb email from another colleague of mine today, i thought i'd supply you with this little news nugget.

holy fucking shit, batman. it would seem like a sound business decision to take something off the market that nobody's interested in buying. why the fuck is this news? is my industry that ri-goddamn-diculous that one of its leading news rags needs to run this story?

why waste ink on something for this when not even my grandma watches that damn channel. i think the most disheartening part of the article was the following:

"Ms. Moseley (exec VP-chief marketing officer) made $857,660 last year according to Reuters"

fuck me if this doesn't confirm that i'm on the wrong side of this biz. shit.