total love fest
i'm way in love with this fucking honeydew melon i'm eating right now. i don't know what's happened to me. i mean, its the same orange melon i've had on thousands of occasions, but something about the past few times i've had it has made me simply want more.
maybe it's the fact that i had to pay $6.95 per day at a KC Holiday Inn last week for the continental breakfast. complete joke yes. but it started the trend of some great fucking melon.
posted by Buck Super Stereo @ 12:36 PM
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7 Comments:
honeydew is green melon. I think you are referring to cantelope.
whatever...its fruit. only girls and fairies know the difference between melons.
Only a fucking idiot can't tell a honey dew from a canteloupe. What're ya, color blind? Cripes, they're COMPLETELY different. Case in point, my aunt's cat wouldn't go near a honey dew, but she'd claw the crap out of your hand if she thought it meant you'd drop a piece of canteloupe on the floor. So I might be some fairy/girl, but it doesn't explain my aunt's cat (that my aunt's cat might be a fairy/girl cat is just beligerent and argumentative, ass.)
Totally different texture, too. It's impossible to confuse the two. Do some research. It'd be really hard to fuck this up. I expected better.
Another thing - no one has ever been addicted to honey dew.
Don't fuck this up for your daughter - if she mistakes a canteloupe for a honey dew, she'll be the laughing stock of pre-school. Gotta step it up, dad.
I think you should stick with your shaving blogs - much more interesting and well-informed.
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