what crawled up your crack?
what the hell was in the air last night? apparently, while my wife and her mom went shopping for some gym clothes on sunday, they had a discussion on camel toes. i don't know what started it....maybe mom-in-law had one while trying on her new running shorts, maybe the fat-ass cashier sported the latest and greatest in vaginal wedgie. who knows.
what i do know is that while we were getting ready for dinner last night, the discussion came up again. and it was clear that mom-in-law simply wasn't getting it. apparently, she just thought the phrase in and of itself was funny. she even tried to push it a little further by saying camel tongue might be funnier. suze and i glanced at each other. what? by no means was she getting any idea of what the true meaning was since she tried to go there with it. we spent about five minutes dancing around it. for all the money in the world, i'm not going to describe outloud to my mother-in-law exactly what a camel toe is.
rather, after dinner, i march upstairs and google it. did you know that there are 6.5 MILLION sites with a reference to camel toes out there? who woulda thunk it.
even more, who would've known that i'd spend half an hour surfing ratemycameltoe.com with my wife's 65 year old mom.
posted by Buck Super Stereo @ 9:00 AM
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I wanted to thank you first for this topic. I was waiting for a "I watch more MTV than HBO" kind of post, but this one will do.
I was watching "Date My Mom" on MTV the other day (no, I am not DZ's life-partner, we are friends without benefits!), but day time tv stinks while you are working from home and you are forced to watch this crap.
The boy was on a date with some girls mom when he brought up camel toe at least 3 times on their date. One word, "Priceless." The mom played along the entire date, to the point where she mentioned that the piggy toe that her daughter had broken as a child was also a "camel toe."
The dated ended and when the mom got to talk to her daughter about how the date went, her daughter asked, "Did you tell him anything embarrassing about me?" Mom replied, "I did mention your broken camel toe."
In which the daughter ended the conversation with, "Can you say that on TV?" Mom-puzzled look on face.
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