going once...going twice...SOLD!

this might be better than calvin pissing on things.

i was looking on ebay for a royals fan who seemingly sold his loyalty. it went for $200+ or so. the wife called yesterday morning after hearing this on the radio. why the hell didn't i think of that? i can't find the listing since the auction is over, but apparently, the winning bidder got help the seller choose his new team. what a great idea. hell...i have a kevin seitzer rookie card i could have thrown in to sweeten the deal!