its been 5 minutes....

and i'm already loving this fucking show.

foxworthy aside, i love the concept. i'm fucking smarter than a 5th grader. i loved that grade. i would kick so much ass on this.

whiz kid donnie smith was one of the best parts of magnolia and for it take this long to come up with a game show that mimics that storyline is actually a little depressing.

dammit....it happened again.

so i know that pitchers and catchers report soon. which for me, means that its time to get back into baseball for a few months until the royals are 15 games out by the end of the first month of the season. i don't pay much attention to the hot stove because quite frankly, it never really keeps me warm. i can't get excited with all the off season talk when there's virtually zilch to talk about with the royals.

case in point. granted, with all the work that i fell into last year, my usual casualness of keeping an eye on the team fell way off. but there are literally 3 names in the article that i recognized. what a pathetic fan i've become. i should just switch over to the p-rats from pimptown.

but then i read this.

what better way to bring me back in! i've been clammoring for this since the mid 90's.