dane cook is no don cheadle

so the past two nights i've been watching the giants games so i can see bonds tie and then break hammerin' hank's record. since i don't watch baseball as regularly as others, i'm just now seeing those awful dane cook commercials hyping the playoffs. i'll be glad when barry hits his dongs so i won't have to be subjected to those fucking things every commercial pod. that's the problem with buying cable advertising. because cable ratings are for shit, you have to buy practically every break to get any resemblance of ratings points to cume up to something worth while. (don't worry....i'll get off my advertising soapbox and return to dick jokes next time out.)

breaking news....buddy bell just announced he's stepping down as the royal's skipper at the end of the season. wasn't that may 12th for them? oh well, maybe the KC big wigs will bring back tony muser.

"there's no cover charge for the high life." what a great fucking line.