hold the goddamn press!!!

rather than posting yet another dumb email from another colleague of mine today, i thought i'd supply you with this little news nugget.

holy fucking shit, batman. it would seem like a sound business decision to take something off the market that nobody's interested in buying. why the fuck is this news? is my industry that ri-goddamn-diculous that one of its leading news rags needs to run this story?

why waste ink on something for this when not even my grandma watches that damn channel. i think the most disheartening part of the article was the following:

"Ms. Moseley (exec VP-chief marketing officer) made $857,660 last year according to Reuters"

fuck me if this doesn't confirm that i'm on the wrong side of this biz. shit.

i work with idiots

not all of my co-workers are dullards. some are great at what they do. some are excellent communicators. some embrace technology like it's a long-lost friend. although really nice, the person who sent the autoreply below doesn't qualify for any of the above.



although, i guess there is something to be said about being succinct.

absent minded brand manager

you gotta love nabisco. they've not only filled my life with such goodies as cheese nips, nilla wafers, everyone's favorite oreos (although i must admit that the news that they're going to make an oblong oreo now is simply ludicrous), ritz crackers and triscuits, they also provided the stellar game of pong i posted the other day. since i found that through a portal site, i hadn't really gone to their official site, nabiscoworld.com until i quit a game of pong tonight.

so they have other games. a couple baseball items that bring to the table the skill level of the sliding feature from roger clemens baseball for the super nintendo circa 1992. nothing near the quality of that game of pong. i love me a good game of table tennis.

i'm actually laughing too hard to play another game featured; simply called cornhole.

do you think the idiot that blue-lighted the title to that game is completely oblivious that he has now linked his long-standing, wholesome brand to a great slang for the butthole? or do you think that he, himself understands the joke and is just biding his time until he gets fired and collects unemployment?

best game ever

you've got to be kidding me!!!! if only i wasn't so damn busy at work.

total love fest

i'm way in love with this fucking honeydew melon i'm eating right now. i don't know what's happened to me. i mean, its the same orange melon i've had on thousands of occasions, but something about the past few times i've had it has made me simply want more.

maybe it's the fact that i had to pay $6.95 per day at a KC Holiday Inn last week for the continental breakfast. complete joke yes. but it started the trend of some great fucking melon.