Monday, August 07, 2006

quadruple ace!!!!

for those that were not around this weekend, lets just put it out there. i stripped in public. full monty on the concourse between the 16th and 17th holes at a putt putt course in OCMD.

there was just cause for it. the much longer story goes simply like this....

- friend puts in his 2nd hole in one in a row.
- i make the bold statement to strip if he sinks a 3rd.
- i hear "currier, you'd better start getting naked."
- i didn't hesitate and in fact proved an earlier statement in the day that i grow and don't show. (that's not to say that i stood there until i got erect so people could see the little guy at attention, i just think that people probably couldn't even see the cock buried amongst my man bush.)

the big headache was how to break it to the wife. she's been around when i made a public spectical of myself before. but all of those times never exactly got to the point where my manhood was on display. well, actually....as a couple, we did play a rousing game of strip cup with 2 other couples. and we did see many a private part. but that was in someone's house and a much smaller, contained group of eyes. with the little kids in the group behind us amongst the strangers that could've seen the schlong, this was obviously a bit different. i knew for sure she wouldn't be all that pleased.

so for a good portion of my drive home, i debated whether i should tell her about it and if so, how. it's not vegas, so ocean city doesn't exactly afford the same lure of crazy stories simply staying as legend and/or heresay. plus, we were going to see the group of people i was with at the time in about a month at a wedding. something like that is bound to come up in the course of conversation. so i had to tell her. but how?

got home. played with the baby a bit. ate dinner. we were both laughing at the baby while i shared different stories from the weekend. she seemed to be in a good mood so i went for it. i took the "i might as well tell you this so it doesn't surprise you next month" approach.

her response? "three in a row is pretty impressive. i'm just glad you didn't get arrested."

very surprising. i thought at least i'd get a little shit for it. i guess that comes when the picture gets released.

i wonder how she'll react when she finds out i did a few shots later that night with my nutbag hanging out of my shorts?

3 Comments:

At 1:34 PM , Blogger James-H said...

I respect a man who makes bets his body will embarrass him to settle. I wonder if the number of Yeti sightings went up in OC ?

 
At 9:53 PM , Blogger jorge blogsada said...

I gotta say, the man delivered, and I mean that more as a comic force than in a giving the "shaft" to an unsuspecting latino family on the 14th hole.

We've really missed having this comic legend in b'more the last few years, and this was like coming of the dl and going deep three times to clinch the pennant. And well, buddy, if you thought the exclamation point to this tour de force performance literaly had to be the old flesh lightsaber, well, then hey who are we to argue with a master.

Awesome stuff, senor.

 
At 8:30 PM , Blogger dzahn07 said...

No pictures will be released of your rug.

 

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